Kool Kid Freestyle

[Eminem]

I'll leave your blueprints covered in shoe prints

Poppin' Nuprin

Neighborhood nuisance

Murder your family for two cent

Makin' your crew tense

Brain's too dense

Leave the mic with two dents

Fresher than a whole mouth full of chewed mints

Givin' you rude hints

Cause if you're wack I'm gonna tell ya

I got the issue where they diss you in next month's Source I'm gonna mail ya

You're a failure

You're style's staler than a bowl of hardened rice

Scarred and sliced

I flunked kindergarten twice

But you ain't hard and nice

And you sure ain't servin' no bids

Sayin' you did is like seein' a damn virgin with kids

Creepin' like a phantom

Holdin' my dick like the Player's Anthem

Holdin' this microphone for ransom

Bitches ask me why do I talk nasty?

Grab an ass of every trashy whore that walks past me

My crew's on drugs, lookin' like zombies

Smokin' bomb trees

Racin' police in Dodge Omnis

[Royce Da 5'9"]

Lock, cock and explode

Way beyond bitin' a nigga

Get hungry, disconnect my jaw and swallow you whole

I'm probably gonna blow

Go to hell holdin' a mill

Street smart, under educated, over skilled

I'm tight to the vest

You wanna rip me off? Then try

I fight to the death, who wanna piss me off, then die?

Curse niggas that try, I'm the first nigga to bust

You the second nigga to pull, and the first nigga to die

How dare you think that you gleam like the rest of my team

You a bitch, you like a chip off a berget in my ring

Stick to my words, so I don't threaten niggas no more

If I make you a promise, then it's safe to say that it's honest

My guns is tired from being fired

While yours sits on the shelf

I'm like a song concept in itself

Totin' my weapon, burnin' your vest

In '99, wack niggas learn from the best and hope to be second

Nigga

Kool Kid nigga

What? Royce 5'9", Slim Shady, motherfucker