The Reunion

[Intro: Eminem, Royce da 5'9", Eminem & Royce da 5'9"]

Ayo (Ayy), this next song (This next song) is a true story (Is a true story) (Come here, bitch!) (Ah!)

'Cause some things in this universe don't make sense

But somehow always seem to fuckin' work

[Verse 1: Eminem]

Flying down I-75, 'bout to hop on 696

I look over, this fuckin' chick's tryna fix

Her makeup, I'm like, "Bitch, you ain't a plastic surgeon

I advise ya to put up your visor, I'm gettin' kinda ticked

You're blockin' my side mirror," she's like, "Yeah, so?"

I'm like, "So? You gon' need a stitch you keep acting like that, ho

I look like your husband, slut?" That's a rhetorical question

You talk to me like you talk to him, I'll fuck you up

In fact, get in the backseat, like the rest of my dates

No bitch rides shotgun; what? Taxi?

Stop and pick you some Maxi Pads up?

Is that what you actually ask me? *Smack*

Bitch reaches over and smacks me

Says I annoy the fuck out her, get the fuckin' bag

Put on your slut powder, you slut, what?

And shut the fuck up now, or get your feelings hurt

Worse than my last chick when I accidentally butt dialed her

And she heard me spreadin' AIDS rumors about her

Turn the radio up louder, make it thump

While I bump that Relapse CD

Tryna hit every bump in that cunt

Thought I snapped back into accents

'Cause she kept asking me to quit calling her "cunt"

I said, "I can't!" She said

[Chorus: Eminem]

Marshall, you ain't really like that, oh, oh, oh

You're puttin' on a show, where's your mic at?

'Cause you're breakin' my heart (She said)

You're breakin' my heart (Heart, 'cause)

'Cause you ain't really like that, oh, oh, oh

You're puttin' on a show, where's your mic at?

'Cause you're breakin' my heart (She said)

You're breakin' my heart

[Verse 2: Royce da 5’9”]

Uh, pull up to the club in a Porsche, not a Pinto

While Marshall's at a white trash party, I'm at drama central

I walk up in there lookin' at my phone, on Twitter, tweetin'

I'm feelin' a bunch of bitches looking at a nigga, cheesin'

I get approached by this little skeezer, she asked me

Am I the realest G? Cause I'm Gucci from head to feet

I said, "Yeah, I'm really is, 'cause I spit in your man's face

Like Cam did that little kid on Killin' Season"

She said, "I'm feelin' your big ego, wait, am I talkin' wrong?"

I said, "Nah, I'm a walkin' Kanye/Beyoncé song"

She said, "I'm mad at you" I said, "Why?" She said

"Why you never make songs for chicks as if it's hard to do?"

I said, "I make songs for me, leave the studio, and go

And fuck the bitch who belong to who making songs for you"

She said, "I'm feelin' your whole swagger and flow

Can we hook up?" I said, "Umm, you just used the word swagger

So, no!" She said

[Chorus: Eminem]

You ain't really like that, oh, oh, oh

You're puttin' on a show, where's your mic at?

'Cause you're breakin' my heart (She said)

You're breakin' my heart (Heart, 'cause)

'Cause you ain't really like that, oh, oh, oh

You're puttin' on a show, where's your mic at?

'Cause you're breakin' my heart (She said)

You're breakin' my heart

[Verse 3: Eminem]

We been riding around in this hatchback 'til I'm fuckin' hunchback

Where the fuck's this party at, slutbag cunt? Cut what act?

Think it's an act? Fuck that, I'm tryna shag, skuzz

Better find this love shack or somewhere to fuck at

Ah, don't touch that, you fat dyke!

I'm tryna hear some "Bagpipes from Baghdad"

Don't act like you don't like 'em, them accents, I rap tight

And I'mma torture you 'til we find this place (Oh!), yeah, that's right

(It's music to my ears!)

Thought it was just past this light, and just past Van Dyke

Better hit that map light, read them directions, oh yeah

You can't read, and you can't write, you told me that last night

She took my CD out the deck, snapped it in half like *snap*

"Relapse sucked," I snapped, hit the gas like

Blew through the light, spun out, hit a patch of black ice

Forgot we had a trailer hitched to the back, we jackknifed (Ah!)

Bitch flew out the car, I laughed like she deserved it

She didn't think I'd act like that in person

(Royce, Marshall just crashed right in front of the club)

[Verse 4: Royce da 5’9” & Eminem]

Tell him I'll be there in a minute *glass breaks*

I'm tryna break up this catfight

Between my mistress and damn wife

Then a chick wanted a hug, she was fat, so I gave her dap

Then I tell her to scat, I'm not mean, I'm cute *smooch*

On my way to the front door, takin' the scenic route

To avoid this chick with a lace front

Lookin' like Venus's and Serena's hooves

I'm just sayin', them chicks got horse asses, they been attractive

Hope when they see me

They don't slap me with they tennis racquets

My mind drifted, back to this shit: I see my wife, push her down (Ah!)

Step over her body, then smack the mistress *smack* (Ah!)

Police outside, I turn and pass the gat to Vishis

Then I step out and see my evil twin, he gives me an evil grin (Ugh)

He mugs the mistress, turns around

And gives the missus hugs and kisses *smooches*

Looks at me twisted, like Nickel ("Yeah, watch this shit")

He smacks the dentures out of the mouth

Of the fat bitch he rolled with, and looks back to mention

"Royce, it's good to be back to business!" (Haha)

[Chorus: Eminem & Royce da 5'9"]

They said, you ain't really like that, oh, oh, oh

You're puttin' on a show, where's your mic at?

'Cause you're breakin' our hearts (They said)

You're breakin' our hearts (Hearts, 'cause)

'Cause you ain't really like that, oh, oh, oh

You're puttin' on a show, where's your mic at?

'Cause you're breakin' our hearts (They said)

You're breakin' our hearts (Hearts)