Real Nice Guy

Hey pretty girl can I buy you a drink?

Oh come on, just a little one?

Why don’t you give me a chance?

I’m a real nice guy!

Hey I’m talking to you!

Where d’you get off being such a goddamn bitch?

Are you serious right now dude?

Let me break this down for you

In a language you’ll understand

Cos not everything’s about you man

I don’t want anything from you

I don’t need anything from you

I’m just trying to get a drink without a side of harassment

I know you think you’re cute but you’re behaving like trash dude

So take your low class line

Take your no class shirt

Go find another bar

Before I show you how much of a bitch I really am

And you don’t wanna see that man