Trade Tomorrow

Last night it was Halloween

Shut down the Dairy Queen

Still wearing my paper crown

Still wearing those stamps I found

Postal pasta lipstick

You're a dipshit

Don't touch my girlfriend

Don't touch my girlfriend

Every day is another song

Every day we sing a long

Do da, do-da do

She bop, she watched me do it

Young bride thinking twice

Gonna eat your beans and rice

She bop, she watched me do it

She bop, there was nothing to it

I ate my fill and died

Never made it to the other side

Been haunting this ferris wheel

Been haunting this roller coaster

Life's a piece of shit

I guess I just rolled in it

Empathize through the eyes of the hog

Be one with the swamp and the fog

Gonna roll down the windows too

See what the window do

Stick my head out like a dog

Close my eyes and think of you

I'll trade tomorrow for another thousand years

I'll trade tomorrow for another thousand years

Daddy put a lightning rod

Upon the house of god

He was looking for the eyes of the muse

He was feeling let down and confused

Mama painted nightingales

Mama turned the music on

Sang along like it saved her life

Carved my soul out with a knife

Lately I've been feeling free

But it's getting the best of me

I've been cheating and I don't know why

I wanna cry but I can't cry

I'll trade tomorrow for another thousand years

I'll trade tomorrow for another thousand years

I'll trade tomorrow for another thousand years

I'll trade tomorrow for another thousand years

Been dancing at the foot step bar

Ever since I fixed my car

Still wearing my wedding shoes

Still dancing the wedding blues

Bought some candy at the candy store

Got home, lollipop on the floor

She bop, she watched me do it

She bop, there was nothing to it

The devil slept in my bed

All night I held her head

She cried and cried 'til it all came out

Everything she was evil about

Fell asleep with my sneakers on

Halfway through the new King Kong

I dreamed of fireballs

I dreamed of waterfalls

I'll trade tomorrow for another thousand years

I'll trade tomorrow for another thousand years

I'll trade tomorrow for another thousand years

I'll trade tomorrow for another thousand years