Kendall Jenner

[Verse 1]

I looked outside at the man stood by the door of a black 4x4

His arms were crossed his shadow passed across my porch

I said to him “You must be mistaken, this is not my car”

And he pulled out a pistol and grabbed me by the arm

He leaned in real close and briefly hesitating he said

“I’d advise you don’t keep Miss Jenner waiting”

He threw me in the car and drove west out into the hillside

I pulled hard on the doors but I was already locked inside

[Refrain]

Kendall Jenner’s waiting

Kendall Jenner’s waiting

[Verse 2]

We pulled up to the Four Seasons on Sunset, Beverly Hills, they

Dragged me across the white tiles, put me into room 323

I rode eighteen floors to the penthouse suite

A young blonde girl handed me my room key

I went inside

Sure enough Kendall Jenner was lying out on the bed

In a Four Seasons bath robe with dark circles under her eyes

And a Four Seasons hand towel wrapped around her head

I shut the door

I took a seat next to Kendall, next to the bed, on the floor

She slowly uncrossed her legs and lifted up her head

Lit a cigarette, looks at me and said

“Baby, I’m all strung out on Netflix and 5HTP

My whole adolescence has been broadcast on TV

I can't feel a thing when anybody touches me

And I’m lighter than air

When I take off all this jewellery”

She got up from the bed

Took a seat on the couch

Went to the bedside table

Pulled out a letter knife

I jumped up but she just lifted it up to the sky

Stabbed herself in the face

Right between the eyes

Kendall Jenner is bleeding all over this couch

It’s gonna take a lot of bleach

To get all these stains out

Kendall Jenner is bleeding all over this couch

It’s gonna take a lot of bleach

To get all these stains out