All the Small Things (Live)

[Verse 1: Tom DeLonge & Mark Hoppus]

All the, small things, true care, truth brings

I'll take, one lift, your ride, best trip

Always, I know you'll be at my show

Watching, waiting, commiserating

[Pre-Chorus: Tom DeLonge]

Say it ain't so, I will not go

Turn the lights off, carry me home

[Chorus: Tom DeLonge & Mark Hoppus]

Na na na na na na na na na na

Na na na na na na na na na na

Na na na na na na na na na na

Na na na na na na na na na na

[Verse 2: Tom DeLonge & Mark Hoppus]

Late night, come home, work sucks, I know

She left me roses by the stairs, surprises let me know she cares

[Pre-Chorus: Tom DeLonge]

Say it ain't so, I will not go

Turn the lights off, carry me home

[Chorus: Tom DeLonge & Mark Hoppus]

Na na na na na na na na na na

Na na na na na na na na na na

Na na na na na na na na na na

Na na na na na na na na na na

[Outro: Tom DeLonge & Mark Hoppus]

Say it ain't so, I will not go

Turn the lights off, carry me home

Keep your head still, I'll be your thrill

The night will go on, my little windmill

Say it ain't so, I will not go

Turn the lights off, carry me home

Keep your head still, I'll be your thrill

The night will go on, the night will go on, my little windmill

[Speech]

Mark: Hi! We're back, just like I said we'd be back. You can leave now and beat the traffic

Tom: Or beat your meat

Mark: Or, you could stick around and beat your meat. I like that. I think I'm gonna say that every night from now on. You can leave and beat the traffic or you can stick around and beat your meat

Satan: I have a few words to say about beating your meat. Just, I just heard you guys talking about masturbation, I thought I'd show up and... I don't know, uh, I don't think I'm wanted here, so I'm gonna take off, see you guys later

Mark: It's my present to you people, we're gonna stop talking now and play a song. Thank you

Tom: Surprise!