I Wanna Be Your Lover

[Verse 1]

Well, the rainman comes with his magic wand

And the judge says, “Mona can’t have no bond”

And the walls collide, Mona cries

And the rainman leaves in the Wolfman’s disguise

[Chorus]

I want to be your lover, baby, I want to be your man

I want to be your lover, baby

I don’t want to be hers, I want to be yours

[Verse 2]

Well, the undertaker in his midnight suit

Says to the masked man, “Ain’t you cute!”

Well, the masked man, he gets up on the shelf

And he says, “You ain’t so bad yourself”

[Chorus]

[Verse 3]

Well, jumping Judy can’t go no higher

She had bullets in her eyes, and they fire

Rasputin, he’s so dignified

He touched the back of her head an’ he died

[Chorus]

[Verse 4]

Well, Phaedra with her looking glass

Stretching out upon the grass

She gets all messed up and she faints

That’s ’cause she’s so obvious and you ain’t

[Chorus]