Leopard-Skin Pill-Box Hat (Take 8)

[Verse 1]

Well, I see you got your

Brand new leopard-skin pillbox hat

Yes, I see you got your

Brand new leopard-skin pillbox hat

Well, you must tell me, baby

How your head feels under something like that

Your brand new leopard-skin pillbox hat

[Verse 2]

Well, you look so pretty in it

Honey, can I jump on it sometime?

Well, you look so pretty in it

And I just wanna see if it's an expensive kind

You know it balances on your head

Just like a mattress balances on a bottle of wine

Your brand new leopard-skin pillbox hat

[Verse 3]

Well, if you want to see the sunrise

Honey, I know where

We'll go out and see it sometimе

We'll both just sit there and starе

You with my belt wrapped around your head

And me just sittin' there

In your brand new leopard-skin pillbox hat

[Instrumental Break]

[Verse 4]

Well, I asked your doctor if I could see you

"It's bad for your health," he said

Well, I disobeyed his orders

I came to see you, but I found him there instead

You know, I don't mind him cheatin' on me

But I sure wish he'd get that off his head

Your brand new leopard-skin pillbox hat

[Verse 5]

Well, I see you got a new boyfriend

Yes, I never seen him before

And I saw you makin' love with him

You forgot to close the garage door

You might think he only wants you for your money

But I know what he really wants you for

It's your brand new leopard-skin pillbox hat