The Bleaken

[Intro: Louise, Tina & Gene]

I think I know who took Mom's tree and all the Christmas stuff Bosco said was stolen. My theory?

The Bleaken did it

Whoa, Teddy did say the Bleaken steals stuff

Well, he's not gonna steal our presents

Why not? Is it because we're poor and our toys break almost immediately?

No. Because we are gonna stop him

[Verse 1: Louise]

The Bleaken is coming, as fast as he can

Ruining Christmas like he don't give a damn

Gotta find the Bleaken, we'll follow his scent

We gotta stop the Bleaken from stealing our presents

[Verse 2: Louise & Tina]

He's gonna be defeated, he's about to meet his match

And maybe when we find him we can ask for mom's tree back

Sure, sure, sure, but mostly it's about running him out of town before he steals our presents

Totally, I just think maybe once we find him and scare him it wouldn't hurt to ask for mom's tree

Uh, yeah

[Chorus: Louise, Tina & Gene, Gene & Louise]

The Bleaken is gonna wish that he was never born

We're coming for you, man

Hold on to your horns

I just asked for experiences this year. The Bleaken can't steal a Korean BBQ dinner for two

I mean, isn't that a gift card? He can just take it, right?

Damn it

The Bleaken is gonna wish that he was never born

We're coming for you, man

Hold on to your horns