Back in the Day

I remember the days of Mortal Combat and Street Fighter

These times still an ankle biter

But I didn't have much, At the most had a Nintendo and a Sega and a stolen pager, Nokia's popped up a little bit later

About '98 that's when I got a PS1 and Tomb Raider

'99, That's the time I got my Nike trainers

When Dizzee Rascal went famous

And them mandem learned what running a train was

Started getting a bit dangerous

But no-one told me what turning insane was

Till I started turning it

Then a man explained what the game was

See when I was about fifteen

Head-tops were getting licked off clean

And I was not on jack moves

Until they brought out TV's with flat sceens

And then I started licking them

Jack moves, I was carefully picking them

After Ryan licked about 10 of them

I was flossing more jewelry than the queen

About one Year later, Jungle Days, I must have missed them