[Busdriver]
Yes
[Drive-Thru Girl]
Welcome to Carl's Jr., can I help you?
[Busdriver]
Yes, I am a head hunter
I am looking the ultimate woman sex lover
But, it's hard to stay in line
So I had to take the next number
I can't find anybody in the dead of summer!
But you know what, I think I'll have the fries
[Drive-Thru Girl]
Anything else?
[Busdriver]
Um, hm...
Actually, give me the Happy meal
With the rapper who doesn't have, uh, any skill
But has a contract for half a mil!
Served up with a plague full of daffodils--that would do it for me!
[Drive-Thru Girl]
Okay, what'd you really like to order, because--
What is it that you want?
[Busdriver]
Gimme a... hm... you know what?
Give me a person burger
'Cause eating a hamburger is worse than murder
So I would prefer that
[Drive-Thru Girl]
A what?
[Busdriver]
Give me a million dollars, how 'bout that?
Give me a Super Star!
[Drive-Thru Girl]
A Super Star?
[Busdriver]
Yeah...
[Drive-Thru Girl]
You want the combo for that? Any--
[Busdriver]
Cause I'm a superstar
But you don't know who we are
[Drive-Thru girl]
Just a Super Star?
[Busdriver]
Hm, yes, a superstar!
Cause I'm known to tutor at bars, and...
Hm, uh oh
Yes, a superstar
[Drive-Thru Girl]
Okay, so drive to the window, pl--
[Busdriver]
And also give me a medium drink
How bout a how 'bout a medium Sprite?
Because I'm exceeding them sites
Upon me with all types of digital cameras
I'm cynical-size sky scanner
Ooh!
A medium Sprite, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah that's fi--
[Drive-Thru Girl]
Okay, a Superstar with a medium Sprite, and anything else?
[Busdriver]
Yes, yes, yes
[Drive-Thru Girl]
Please drive to the window
[Busdriver]
Hm... can you recommend anything?
[Drive-Thru Girl]
Um, like what?
[Busdriver]
I don't know--anything, anywhere?
[Drive-Thru Girl]
I don't, I don't know--
[Busdriver]
Anything, anywhere
'Cause I'm a tall, lonely teddy bear
Who occupies empty air!
I'm not a millionaire, I'm a penny-aire, yes!
...That's it, that's it
[Drive-Thru Girl]
Okay, drive to the windo--
[Busdriver]
Thank you very much!
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