Suing Sony

[Intro]

I apologize to the lawyers who’ve been waiting in the hall, this next case isn’t on the sign in sheet

[Verse 1]

If you have a pulse I’m yours

I’m putty shaped like a t shirt

I’ve not learned to die yet

But touch my sandwich, there’s fly larva droppings on the toppings

I have a pie chart of the pop teens

Hot springs success rate in the sex slate

So I’m chasing this ambulance

Holding the sky high heap of paper, that’s been signed

While answering my sci-fi beep and pager

Reminding me that I’m in excruciating pain

But my face is a wide eyed screen saver

So why don’t I comply to cheap labor

And while it’s raining itemized receipts

But I hurt too and need some consultation

My name encrusted in hot donut glaze

And it’s close to an amount that equates to a new me

Yes I need a new me

‘Cause the other new me said I’m a newly wed married to a warn head shot force fed slop

From a company, who are they?

I will sue them (sue you)

[Chorus]

I’m suing Sony

I’m suing Sony

Due to defamation of character from a fictional character that was based on me

Caricature of me and a porcelain figurine that gave me poor skin and liver and spleen complications

I’m suing Sony

I’m suing Sony

[Verse 2]

So much as disturb a single paint brush bristle

And I won’t just make your blood drizzle

I’ll arms race with a scud missile

I’ll drown you in the legalese of a lawsuit

Pause and mute you, why?

‘Cause I’m bored stiff

And to get me out of this couch you need a forklift

While I’m here I’m a world champ channel browser, rabble-rouser

With a 64 bit thing or something or other

You’ve awakened me from my comfortable coma

And I’ve run to record in Kev’s dirty laundry

Unearthly quandary, Leimert G, songs free

You lied, if you were a zen master

What would you have me procreate under leaking gases

If you work at LensCrafters

How come I can’t see with these reading glasses

I’m gonna fucking sue you through and through

[Chorus]

I’m suing Sony

I’m suing Sony

Due to defamation of character from a fictional character that was based on me

Caricature of me and a porcelain figurine that gave me poor skin and liver and spleen complications

You see, I’m suing Sony

Yeah, I’m suing Sony

Due to defamation of character from a fictional character that was based on me

Caricature of me and a porcelain figurine that gave me poor skin and liver and spleen complications