Number One Song

Took a walk in the park for a laugh, we drank sparkling wine

Oh yeah, it was dark, trees could not be identified

The girl you were with, did she have you on your knees?

I shut my mouth, my ears

I don't want to hear you, please

Now you're skipping school, going to listen to records

Wrapped up in mohair dissing your elders

Dip a chocolate finger, take a sip from my cup

Remember what you're dad said "button your lip"

You've got to toughen up for him

He's the kind who will do you in

I should know that it's no fun

You will never be number one

Number one son

God I've tried to help but I think I just hinder

Ask a better girl could she ever be kinder

Love, unlike lightning, can strike you twice

I don't know much, please take my advice

You've got to toughen up for him

He's the kind who will do you in

I should know that it's no fun

You will never be Number one

Number one son