Christmas is Coming (and so are you)

[Verse 1]

I'm sittin' here like a kid on psyched for Christmas

You're first on my Wishlist, been ready to go

I'm gettin' impatient, tied up in your basement

Your submissive ho, ho, ho

[Verse 2]

I'm countin' the minutes for hugs and your kisses

Got eggnog and Guiness, the room's spinnin' slow

Sure, I'm not sober, fucked up since October

Drunk little ho, ho, ho

[Chorus]

Candy canes, gum drops and gingerbread houses

Snow angels, mistletoe, I'll teach you all about it

I'll give you somethin' to do

If Christmas is coming, then so are you

[Verse 3]

I'll sing you a carol in slutty apparel

Anything you want, yeah, I'd do it for you

Start at the North Pole, take you to my south hole

Your sweet littlе ho, ho, ho

[Chorus]

Candy canes, gum drops and gingerbread housеs

Snow angels, mistletoe, I'll teach you all about it

I'll give you somethin' to do

If Christmas is coming, then so are you