Sorry Santa

[Verse 1]

Johnny is a villian but he's super hot

Tyler is a liar but he hits the spot

Dylan, he's a bullshitter, that's all I got

Linky is a golddigger

[Pre-Chorus]

But Mr. Claus, I can't help who I wanna kiss

It's every single man on your naughty list

[Chorus]

Goin' to the North Pole

I'm gonna steal myself a copy

I don't mind the ice cold when I'm feelin' extra jolly

I'm sorry, Santa, I need this more than you

Guess I'm a bad girl, too

Now, which one do I choose?

[Verse 2]

Ryan likes drugs but he loves his mom

(Hi, honey!)

Bobby is a drunk but we get along

(Shut up, mommy!)

Matt doesn't have a filter, that's all I got

Tommy is a psycho killer

[Pre-Chorus]

But Mr. Claus, I can't help who I wanna kiss

It's every single man on your naughty list

[Chorus]

I'm sorry, Santa, I need this more than you

Guess I'm a bad girl, too

[Outro]

This Christmas is better than the last

'Cause everything I really want are things I shouldn't have

This Christmas, best I ever had

'Cause everything I really want are things I shouldn't have