[Verse 1]
Johnny is a villian but he's super hot
Tyler is a liar but he hits the spot
Dylan, he's a bullshitter, that's all I got
Linky is a golddigger
[Pre-Chorus]
But Mr. Claus, I can't help who I wanna kiss
It's every single man on your naughty list
[Chorus]
Goin' to the North Pole
I'm gonna steal myself a copy
I don't mind the ice cold when I'm feelin' extra jolly
I'm sorry, Santa, I need this more than you
Guess I'm a bad girl, too
Now, which one do I choose?
[Verse 2]
Ryan likes drugs but he loves his mom
(Hi, honey!)
Bobby is a drunk but we get along
(Shut up, mommy!)
Matt doesn't have a filter, that's all I got
Tommy is a psycho killer
[Pre-Chorus]
But Mr. Claus, I can't help who I wanna kiss
It's every single man on your naughty list
[Chorus]
I'm sorry, Santa, I need this more than you
Guess I'm a bad girl, too
[Outro]
This Christmas is better than the last
'Cause everything I really want are things I shouldn't have
This Christmas, best I ever had
'Cause everything I really want are things I shouldn't have