Best Life

Everything is normal
Everything is normal
Everything is normal
Everything is normal

Hi, I'm interested in the job you have posted
It's too bad about what happened when you flashed in the pan
Due to personal reasons, I said nothing in therapy:
We just laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed

In the future, everyone will be my friend for fifteen minutes
And we'll look amazing when we're in portrait mode
We are writers, creatives, we work remotely
I am furiously Juuling on the coffee shop patio!

Don't want a hug, don't want to talk to a dude
Man I'll be in the corner, bring me water and food
I'm on the outside looking in at you inside looking out
It's your best life if it's the life that you're living right now

Don't want instructions but don't know what to do
Man I'll be in the corner, bring me water and food
Maybe you'll learn to make do with what you're doing without
It's your best life if it's the life that you're living right now

Hey, have a very, very, very interesting day
Great minds think a lot, and so do ours, when it's boring
Let's pretend we're not bitter, or better than everything
They say smiling's contagious, but you know, so is yawning

In the future, no compliments are begrudgingly given
And we are not pathologically incapable of sincerity
We are writers, creatives, we work remotely
I'm getting a Gucci logo stick-and-poke, it's cheaper than therapy

Don't want a hug, don't want to talk to a dude
Man I'll be in the corner, bring me water and food
I'm on the outside looking in at you inside looking out
It's your best life if it's the life that you're living right now

Don't want instructions but don't know what to do
Man I'll be in the corner, bring me water and food
Maybe you'll learn to make do with what you're doing without
It's your best life if it's the life that you're living right now

Everything is normal
Everything is normal
Everything is normal
Everything is normal
Everything is normal
Everything is normal
Everything is normal
Everything is normal