PPL

[Verse 1]

Please stand for the Pledge of Allegiance

It's just the beginning, a new day is rising

Documentary directors follow me around

And I'm wiggling, I'm wiggling, I'm wiggling

Please rise and remove your hats and jackets

And wallets

And stop flirting with the interns in the breakroom

In the breakroom, in the breakroom of life

[Chorus]

People definitely let you down

I'm people, I will let you down, let you down

Congratulations

People definitely let you down

I'm people, and I will let you down, let you down

Congratulations

[Verse 2]

Please find your seats with your drinks and your programs

The opposite of everyday is opposite day

And opposite day is just Christmas, for opposites

Christmas for opposites

Please silence your devices, and refrain

From taking a journey of self-discovery

We are going somewhere uncomfortable

And having an uncomfortable time

Uncomfortably, but just in time

[Chorus]

People definitely let you down

I'm people, I will let you down, let you down

Congratulations

People definitely let you down

I'm people, and I will let you down, let you down

Congratulations

People definitely let you down

I'm people, I will let you down, let you down

Congratulations

People definitely let you down

I'm people, I will let you down, let you down

Congratulations