Liar Island

[Verse 1]

I made a mess that's too big to clean up and I left it in the middle of the sea

I'm waiting for it to sink to the bottom, I tried, I can't wish it away

And who the hell am I keeping up appearances for if I'm crying on fire?

How will I rearrange the time I waste? I won't sleep today or ever

[Chorus]

I'm the last liar alive on liar island

I'm the dad with my shirt tucked in

And I'm putting a hashtag, an @ and an apostrophe in the middle of my name

And can you do me a favor and write "wash me" on the dust on my soul?

[Instrumental Break]

(I paid good money for this)

[Verse 2]

I learned less from ten crystals healing sessions than I learned from an hour of TV

And I read somewhere that twelve gray hairs amounts to a serious disease

Now I'm gonna be a little condescending, that means I'm talking down to you

Orange eyes with a gray-green face, and no one too small to destroy

[Chorus]

I'm the last liar alive on liar island

I'm the dad with my shirt tucked in

And I'm putting a hashtag, an @ and an apostrophe in the middle of my name

And can you do me a favor and write "wash me" in the dust of my soul?

(Hey. Hey!)

(Hey!)

*Random distant screams*

[Instrumental Outro]