Complimentary Continental

[Verse 1]

I got a complimentary continental from a two-star motel

With a glowin' vacancy sign

There's a coffee machine with pre-ground beans

On the dresser by the bedside

The mattress sinks, the bedsprings squeak

I oughta call housekeepin' 'bout these sheets

Drinkin' wine in the tub, sleepin' in

'Til my checkout time

[Verse 2]

Bagels, cream cheese, an' Jimmie Dean

Croissant sandwiches

Eatin' Frosted Flakes off a paper plate

While waitin' on the microwave

I got a busted alternator I can't deal with 'til later

Gonna check back in and get some sleep

You wouldn't believe what these infomercials

Have been teachin' me

[Verse 3]

I got a complimentary continental from a two-star motel

With a glowin' vacancy sign

Coffee machine with pre-ground beans

On the dresser by the bedside

Matress sinks, bedsprings squeak

Gotta call housekeepin' about these sheets

Drinkin' wine in the tub, sleepin' in

'Til my checkout time

[Outro]

I'm drinkin' wine in the tub, sleepin' in

'Til my checkout time