Meet the Press

Caught you in the camera
That's my tool
Saw you take the money
You've been fooled

Not a merchant
Good disguise
Jury will believe it
When he testifies

Meet the press
All the papers want to know
Why you ever stooped so low
As to take the phony bribe from the feds

Thank the rice dealer
Dinners at Le Parcq
You're good and greedy
The bills were marked

Forget about the entrapment
No defence
Gonna leave office
When we commence

Save the tears
How you've served and been sincere
How you thought it was a mirror
The high cost of campaigning each two years

Caught you in the camera
That's my tool
Saw you take the money
You've been fooled

Not a merchant
Good disguise
Jury will believe it
Testifies

Meet the press
All the papers want to know
Why you ever stooped so low
As to take the phony bribe from the feds

Meet the press
Sunday morning
"Face the Nation"
You've been had!