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Coach Party – Nothing Is Real (2022) | Track profile | Dork

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Coach Party
Nothing Is Real - EP
Nothing Is Real

SINGLE

Nothing Is Real

Release date: 28th April 2022

From Nothing Is Real - EP

Track 5

4:33

Alternative Music

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About This Track

"Nothing Is Real" is a single by Coach Party, from the album Nothing Is Real - EP, released 28th April 2022. The track is 4:33 long. It's filed under Alternative. Full lyrics are available below. Dork has published 20 articles about Coach Party.

About the Artist

Coach Party

Coach Party

Lyrics

Nothing Is Real

Flowers blooming, everyone is dreaming

We always said be kind but here I am at a crossroad in my life
I'm fed up of everyone, taking what they like, more than they need
Don't want to pick a fight, but they're draining me of my energy
I think I see the light and I'm running towards it, no one can stop me

Flowers blooming, everyone is dreaming
It's fate that we're here, great being here
Life is peaceful, no one rushing through
It's fate that we're here, great being here

I take an apple from the tree and toasted it to my friend Eve
I want to cross the land where nothing is real, and nothing can make you decide
All your debts wiped free and the misery and the pain that you carried
The universe shouts down, "You mean everything to me!" (Everything)

Flowers blooming, everyone is dreaming
It's fate that we're here, great being here
Life is peaceful, no one rushing through
It's fate that we're here, great being here

When the walls crash down and I let you in
I feel more like me than I ever did
I can see it all, no end to see
I'm as big as you, you're small as me

Flowers blooming, everyone is dreaming
It's fate that we're here, great being here
Life is peaceful, no one rushing through
It's fate that we're here, great being here

Lyrics provided by LRCLIB

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Track details

From Nothing Is Real - EP

4:332022Single

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Album

Nothing Is Real - EP

29th April 2022

Track number

5

Release year

2022

1FLAG (Feel Like A Girl)
2:48
2Shit TV
3:08
33 Kisses
1:59
4Weird Me Out
3:01

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Disco DreamCaramel

Medicate YourselfCaramel

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Still HurtsCaramel

I Really Like You

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Another Life (Demo)

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Born Leader (Alt Version)

Be That Girl (Alt Version)

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All Of My FriendsKILLJOY

Micro AggressionKILLJOY

Be That GirlKILLJOY

ParasiteKILLJOY

All I Wanna Do Is HateKILLJOY

Born LeaderKILLJOY

Always Been YouKILLJOY

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All Of My Friends

What's The Point In Life

Micro Aggression

All I Wanna Do Is Hate

View all tracks by Coach Party →

Disco Dream (Live from Club Caramel)
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3:39
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2:19
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All Of My FriendsKILLJOY
3:41
All Of My Friends

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5Nothing Is Real

4:33