Damn You Look Good And I'm Drunk (Scandalous)

[Intro:]

Sorry!

[Hook:]

S-C-A-N-D to the A to the L-O-U-S

I can't handle it, can't handle it

Damn, that girl she's scandalous

S-C-A-N-D to the A to the L-O-U-S

Can't handle it, can't handle it

Damn, that girl she's scandalous

[Verse 1:]

Time to get a tan

It's half-off if you bring a friend

With them crazy press-on nails

(Uh oh, uh oh)

Here's the truth: you're kind of hot

But when you open up to talk

I can feel I'm going soft

(Uh oh, uh oh, uh oh)

[Pre-Chorus 1:]

Don't ask me to sign your skin

Can't you see these little kids?

And you're the kind of girl I'd take home to mom

If my momma was dead

[Chorus:]

No good

You're up to no good

But damn you look good and I'm drunk

Now you got me kind of

Thinking like maybe I would

So hard to be good

It's so hard to be good

[Hook:]

S-C-A-N-D to the A to the L-O-U-S

I can't handle it, can't handle it

Damn, that girl she's scandalous

S-C-A-N-D to the A to the L-O-U-S

Can't handle it, can't handle it

Damn, that girl she's scandalous

[Verse 2:]

Girl, I dig your fanny pack

Riding low behind your back

Give them boys a heart attack

(Uh oh, uh oh)

But don't come at me with them lips

Saying you just want a kiss

Because Lord only knows where you've been

(Uh oh, uh oh)

[Pre-Chorus 2:]

Don't ask me to sign your skin

I'm honestly not interested

And you're the kind of girl I'd take home to mom

If my momma was dead

[Chorus, x2:]

No good

You're up to no good

But damn you look good and I'm drunk

Now you got me kind of

Thinking like maybe I would

So hard to be good

It's so hard to be good

No good

You're up to no good

But damn you look good and I'm drunk

Now you got me kind of

Thinking like maybe I would

So hard to be good

It's so hard to be good

[Interlude:]

This is V.I.P party boys

And we got a few things to say to you nasty, trashy hoes

Girl, where'd you get your outfit? Pick-and-pay?

Your momma pick but she sure didn't pay (Slut hole!)

I didn't pay money for my body (What?)

What are you supposed to be?

Some sort of Long Island Lolita, honey? (Lolita?!)

Are you sure you're even a woman? (Hahaha, whoa!)

Is that a house arrest bracelet in your pocket or do you got a dick like me?

You're the kind of  girl I'd take home to mom

If my momma was dead

[Chorus, x2:]

No good

You're up to no good

But damn you look good and I'm drunk

Now you got me kind of

Thinking like maybe I would

So hard to be good

It's so hard to be good

No good

You're up to no good

But damn you look good and I'm drunk

Now you got me kind of

Thinking like maybe I would

So hard to be good

It's so hard to be good

[Hook:]

S-C-A-N-D to the A to the L-O-U-S

I can't handle it, can't handle it

Damn, that girl she's scandalous

S-C-A-N-D to the A to the L-O-U-S

Can't handle it, can't handle it

Damn, that girl she's scandalous