Prostitution Is The World's Oldest Profession (And I, Dear Madame, Am A Professional)

[Verse 1]

Do you know who I am? Good, neither do I

Got nothing to say (I got nothing to say)

But if you pay me I can play the fool

[Chorus]

Go on, believe, if it turns you on

Take what you need until your body's numb

Prostitution is revolution, you can hate me after you pay me

My submission is your addiction, so just get out while you can

[Verse 2]

Do you remember when the only thing that mattered was

Taking time for the things you love?

But now you've got to humor all these fools

[Chorus]

Go on, believe, if it turns you on

Take what you need until your body's numb

Prostitution is revolution, you can hate me after you pay me

My submission is your addiction, so just get out while you can

[Bridge]

If you need me I'm your man

But you don't want to see me mad

Oh, no! We don't care! You're a pro and it's no surprise, yeah

Oh, no! We don't care, yeah!

[Chorus]

Go on, believe, if it turns you on

Take what you need until your body's numb

Prostitution is revolution, you can hate me after you pay me

My submission is your addiction, so just get out while you can