Saw This And FORT Of You (Remastered 2022)

[Verse 1]

Ill-informed, miseducated dross

Falls from your face at a rate of knots

I feel sorry for the one who has to share a bed with you

I'd rather be dead than you

[Verse 2]

Well, as per usual, my tongue was firmly in cheek

I'll be dreaming up something different next week

It's for the best if you just switch off

I sound self-important, like a product of one of the three troughs

[Chorus]

No, I wouldn't want that

Gossiping the day away tit for tat

It's not your fault and it's just where you go

But in terms of reward, you reap who you know

[Verse 3]

You're like anorexic vultures on Oldham Street

You build each other up, musical elite

Wasn't invited four years ago

I'm still not, and if I was, I wouldn't show

And don't get me wrong, they do a lovely lunch

It's the muppet clientele, what a bunch a cu—

Passing judgement on things they don't know

How you'd love to walk out and steal the show

[Chorus]

I wouldn't want that, no, I wouldn't want that

Gossiping the day away tit for tat

It's not your fault, it's just where you go

But in terms of reward, you reap who you know

[Bridge]

And please don't think that I'm having a go

Please know that you know that I'm having a go

It's about time that you know

[Chorus]

But you know I wouldn't want that

Gossiping the day away tit for tat

It's not your fault, it's just where you go

In terms of reward, you reap who you know