Smiths Disco (Remastered 2022)

[Refrain]

Please

Please, can we

Please, can we go

To the Smiths disco?

Everyone will be there

And I'll choose what to wear

About four weeks before

[Verse 1]

On the corner of Fairfield Street

Where the ladies of the night tend to meet

If I'm not there, I will be at the bank near platform eleven

Soon, we'll be in heaven

[Chorus]

And you can take

Your cliquey discos where the girls get dressed

Up to the nines, then down on their knees

And give you what you please

But I'm not into that

Have you seen the company in with which you're sat?

[Verse 2]

I will see Peter G

Rob and Shaun make it three

And I'll make it four

Stumble through the door

Entirely embarrassing fashion

[Chorus]

And you can take

Your cliquey discos where the girls get dressed

Up to the nines, down on their knees

And give you what you please

But I'm afraid that's not for me

Que será, será

[Refrain]

Please

Please, can we

Please, can we go

To the Smiths disco?

Everyone will be there

And I'll choose what to wear

About four weeks before