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CSS – Jager Yoga (2008) | Track profile | Dork

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Donkey
Jager Yoga

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Jager Yoga

Release date: 8th July 2008

From Donkey

Track 1

3:49

Alternative Music Rock Electronic

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About This Track

'Jager Yoga' by CSS is an alternative track from the album 'Donkey' (2008). The lyrics tumble between extremes, presenting a speaker who feels “messed up” and lost, looking for a drink while blaming someone else for the mess. There is a confrontational edge too, with an attitude of defiance and the insistence that the point is not simply to walk around aimlessly. The vocal stance is urgent and chaotic, matching the hot then cold seesaw and the feeling of not knowing which way to go.

"Jager Yoga" is a track by CSS, from the album Donkey, released 8th July 2008. The track is 3:49 long. It's filed under Alternative. Full lyrics are available below. Dork has published 1 article about CSS.

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CSS

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Lyrics

Jager Yoga

Oh my God, it's so hot
Oh my God, it's so cold
Oh my God, I'm so messed up
I don't know which way to go
Stars above try to guess
Where's my gin, where's my glass?
All this mess comes from your ass
Fuck with us, we're CSS
We didn't come into the world to walk around
We came here to take you out
Come with us, we'll make a toast
For this time about to come
Don't mess my holiday
Don't mess my holiday
Don't mess my holiday
Don't mess my holiday
Oh my God, it's so low
Oh my God, it's so high
Ab-Fab, Claudia Ohana
Dry Martini crossed my eyes
Ask the stars what they say
Desperate living, hairspray
Baltimore with Tanqueray
Live your life John Waters' way
We didn't come into the world to walk around
We came here to take you out
Come with us, we'll make a toast
For this time about to come
Don't mess my holiday
Don't mess my holiday
Don't mess my holiday
Don't mess my holiday
Don't mess my holiday
Don't mess my holiday
Don't mess my holiday
Don't mess my holiday
Patsies and Edinas
High on Vitaminas
Monday at the club
Drinking from the tub
The day starts weekend style
There's a piece of dirt in your smile
Hold your body on your legs
Your mouth is stuck to a thousand fags
We didn't come into the world to walk around
We came here to take you out
Come with us, we'll make a toast
For this time about to come
We didn't come into the world to walk around
We came here to take you out
Come with us, we'll make a toast
For this time about to come
Don't you mess my holiday
(Don't mess my holiday)
Don't you mess my holiday
(Don't mess my holiday)
Don't you mess my holiday
(Don't mess my holiday)
Don't you mess my holiday
(Don't mess my holiday)
Don't you mess my holiday
(Don't mess my holiday)
Don't you mess my holiday
(Don't mess my holiday)
Don't you mess my holiday
(Don't mess my holiday)
Don't you mess my holiday
(Don't mess my holiday)

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Track details

From Donkey

3:492008

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1

Release year

2008

1Jager Yoga
3:49
2Rat Is Dead (Rage)
3:19
3Let's Reggae All Night
3:54
4Give Up
3:21

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