Chance To Advance

[Verse 1: Proof]

Pah pow!

Straight off the coral

Now the Dirtiest street vet from the Mile

Incest without the Texas six-shooter

Body-bullet polluter

Perverted intruder

Now who the fuck wanna buck with the disease

That's diss eased

I got a bitch named trigger

My main squeeze will make your brain freeze

Dirty D. is dope like cane trees

[Verse 2: Eye-Kyu]

Remain eased

Maintain chill status with no pause

Hug slugs hit your cabbage

And turn your dome to coleslaw

My only thought of survival before my arrival

I'm jumpin' out on niggas like I'm 5-0

Smack 'em up like a pack o' trifle and fly hoes

Any opportunity to mangle I never pass up

Fuckin' your clique with broomsticks

Face down ass up

Dirty Dozen packin' the shit

To turn your chest red

With that dick in your mouth, fuckin' everything you just said

[Verse 3: Eminem]

Yeah yeah bitch

Comin' to a block near you is Dirty Dozen

Nasty like a stank slut bitch with 30 husbands

When I was five I was already fuckin'

And playin' X-Rated cassettes

With Teddy Ruxpin

I used to walk up and down the block cussin'

Locked in youth homes at 6 for Glock bustin'

I grew up with knot ballers who got dollars

Shot callers with guns and rottweilers

[Verse 4: Bizarre]

By any means necessary I'm on a killing spree

It's the devil in me

Intoxicated with wild Hennessy

Beware life ain't fair and I don't care

Cher braids my hair while her kids are in day care

Two blunts and I'm out for lunch

You're worse than I'm a sugar pie honey bunch

Diss Bizarre Kid, that ain't the answer

You're more uncomfortable than an anorexic cat with fuckin' cancer

[Chorus]

Here's your chance to advance

Get in your stance

I shoot the holster off your cowboy pants

Here's your chance to advance

Get in your stance

I shoot the holster off your cowboy pants

Here's your chance to advance

Get in your stance

I shoot the holster off your cowboy pants

Here's your chance to advance

Get in your stance

I shoot the holster off your cowboy pants

[Verse 5: Bizarre]

Locked in the studio boy

I don't wanna mingle

Smokin' LSD workin' on Lou Roff's new single

Who's the big guy that's quick like Sugar Ray

Fuck Calgon bitch

Bizarre might take you away

Give up the pussy, 'cuz I know youz a freak

Replacin' your hamster in a week

Cuz my crew's gots to eat

Date rapin' anorexic girls in my beat up car

[Interlude: Bugz & Bizarre]

Hold up, Bizarre!  You're takin' that shit too far!

But I can't stop cuz my will ain't there

[Verse 6: Eminem]

Bust a nut and dump that bitch in Lake St. Clair

Your mistakes ain't rare

Your rap style annoys

You rhyme like a bitch, plus I can't stand your voice

Bitch you suck, you whack as fuck

Eat a dick, you need a brick upside your dome

We be the clique runnin' you down in carloads

Leavin' you smashed on tar roads

Flat line like bar codes

[Verse 7: Eye-Kyu]

Put up your guard hoes

I'm blazing heat the way we speak

Not even Nike could cover these amazing feats

Burning rappers eternally

Internally and externally

For half steppin' like one-legged fraternities

Quick draw McGraw

B.K.A. Eye-kyu

Puttin' something inside you

Leavin' holes that I see right through

For anyone obstructing my view

My order of attack

These slugs to your chest that'll blow your heart out your back

Makin' sure you get fed with a whole lot of lead

Then throw you off of the Ambassador Bridge

And scream "DROP DEAD"

[Verse 8: Proof]

Largely I'm out to stack equations

Without a tax evasion

With mossy that's amazin'

All the same like black and asian

My pack evasion attack a stage and roll plush like a Cadillac

I wish your fleet would try to battle rap

Would make a man bleed

Like a cattle pack stampede

Frontin' cosign my hands bleed

Think they recognize like Sam Sneed

My drug ain't dispose ya

Fold ya couldn't (BLAM)

Another classic closure

The death master out to blast ya

My team run shit from the deep East Side

Down to Lasher, past the - norm

My group swarm

Molest the children of the corn

Dirty D til infinity now bring it on

[Chorus]

Here's your chance to advance

Get in your stance

I shoot the holster off your cowboy pants

Here's your chance to advance

Get in your stance

I shoot the holster off your cowboy pants

Here's your chance to advance

Get in your stance

I shoot the holster off your cowboy pants

Here's your chance to advance

Get in your stance

I shoot the holster off your cowboy pants

[Outro]

You motherfuckers can die

Ayo, I shake the world, yes yes, yes yes