[Intro: Eminem]
I'll **** on you, haha (Da-da, da-da, da-da)
I'll **** on you (Da-da, da-da, da-da)
I'll **** on you (Da-da, da-da, da-da)
I'll **** on you (Da-da, da-da, da-da)
I'll **** on you (Ha-ha), I will **** on you
I'll **** on you (Girl, you know, it's true)
I'll **** on you (***** or man, I'll do)
I'll **** on you (I will **** on you; Swifty McVay)
[Verse 1: Swifty McVay & Eminem]
I remain fatter than gluttony, tapin' bombs on the back of record companies (Uh-huh)
Blow 'em up if they ain't wantin' me
The National Guards, they scared of huntin' me
I love beef; I got you **** duckin' me (*****)
A drug thief, ****, I'll take your *********
These slugs'll keep your *** away from my corner (Ah-ah-ah)
I drown ****** in hundred degree saunas
You can act a fool if you wanna (******)
This is lyrical piranha, strapped with a grenade in the pool with yo mama
Attack her by the legs (Uh-huh), then I pull her to the bottom (Yeah)
Swift's ******' up like a condom, slappin' if you ******* got a problem
When I see 'em (Uh-huh), you **** ending up in a ******' mausoleum
Or hidden in the trunk of a black and gold BM (*****)
Pull in the garagе while you screamin' (Uh-huh)
Keep the motor on thеn I'm leavin', I'll **** on you
[Chorus: Eminem]
I will **** on you, I don't care who you are
I'll **** on you
I don't give a **** about you or your car
I'll **** on you
**** your house, **** your jewelry and **** your watch
I'll **** on you
**** your wife, **** your kids, **** your family
I'll sh–
[Verse 2: Bizarre & Eminem]
I'm an alcoholic, where's the ******* toilet?
Pass the hot dog (Bizarre, aren't you Islamic?)
*****, shut your ******* mouth, I'ma keep eatin' 'til Richard Simmons comes to my house
With a chainsaw to cut me out (My house, my house)
I'll **** your wife; I had sex since I met her
Too busy ******' * ******-****-*** babysitter (Hahaha)
And all women ain't ****
Only good for cookin', cleanin', and ******' **** and that's it (I said it)
I'm responsible for killin' John Candy
Got JonBenet Ramsey in my '98 Camry (She's lost)
I don't give a **** who you are
I'll **** on anybody; truly yours, The Idiotic Bizarre (Shh)
[Verse 3: Eminem]
My adolescent years weren't **** to what I do now
I never grew up, I was born grown and grew down
The older I get, the dumber the **** I get in
The more ignorant, the incident is I fit in
Ignoring the **** how boring it gets
When there's no one to hit
I don't know when to quit throwin' a fit (Nope)
I know I'm a bit flaky, but they make me
It's they who egged me and say they can take me (Come on)
It's they who legs I break and make achy
'Cause they who mistake me make me so angry
(I'll **** on you!) I'll spit on you
Start ******' and do the opposite on you
You weren't listenin', I said I'll cop a squat on you
Start spilling my guts like chicken cordon bleu
And straight **** like Notorious B.I.G. did to that *****
On his skit on his last album, pull my pants down (I'll **** on you)
[Chorus: Eminem]
I will **** on you, I don't care who you are
I'll **** on you
I don't give a **** about you or your car
I'll **** on you
**** your house, **** your jewelry and **** your watch
I'll **** on you
**** your wife, **** your kids, **** your family, I'll–
I'll **** on you
[Verse 4: Kon Artis & Eminem]
Is Richard Pryor still alive?
If not I'm sicker than he was prior to him dyin' (What?)
Born brainless, this steel ain't stainless
Your bloodstains are all over this steel god dang-it
*****, bring it, these ****** that I hang with'll
Hang you up naked by your ankles danglin' (Come on, let me down)
My need I stay strangling, I don't need your help
If you won't give me the *****, I don't loosen my belt (I'll **** on you!)
I'm what your daddy's not, your mom's kinda cock
Your sister's teen crush, your aunt's supply of rocks
Buck fifty cross your neck
Floss your TEC; I'll beat you wit' it across your chest
[Verse 5: Kuniva, Eminem & Both]
Yo, it's only right I jack your car keys and run
Spent all of my advancements on **** and ****
For fun, when I'm drunk, I'll run a truck through the **** house
Jump out and beat ya peeps down worse than Steve Stoute
Put you in chokeholds I learned last week
From the Policeman who caught me stealing **** from his jeep (Hey, hey, hey!)
I see **** biting, y'all don't wanna brawl
That's like Deebo fighting Peabo Bryson (Uh, I'll **** on you)
**** what you hollerin' and yellin' about
I'll reach in your mouth and pull your ******' skeleton out
****** get hit wit' a two piece (Bling-bling)
Wit' a poisonous sting, I'm such a violent thing
[Chorus: Eminem]
I will **** on you, I don't care who you are
I'll **** on you
I don't give a **** about you or your car
I'll **** on you
**** your house, **** your jewelry and **** your watch
I'll **** on you
**** your wife, **** your kids, **** your family, I'll–
I'll **** on you
[Verse 6: Eminem]
Once I get on two hits of **' my disk slips and disconnects
'Til I walk around this ***** with a twisted neck
But still, **** on the first ***** who disrespects
(C'mon, I'll **** on you) Overreaction is my only reaction
Which only sets off a chain reaction
It puts five more zany actin' maniacs in action
A Rat Pack in black jackets who pack ten
Nine ***********, five criminals
Pulling heaters and spilling liters of blood like swimming pools
Shiesty individuals shoot at ******* too (Pff)
A lot of people say misogynistic which is true
I don't deny it, matter of fact I stand by it
So please stand by as I start up a damn riot
If you don't wanna get stampeded then stand quiet (Get back)
Boy, girl, dog, woman, man, child, I'll **** on you
[Chorus: Eminem]
I will **** on you, I don't care who you are
I'll **** on you
I don't give a **** about you or your car (Shh)
I'll **** on you
**** your house, **** your jewelry and **** your watch
I'll **** on you
I will **** your wife if you **** with me (Pss), I'll–
I'll **** on you
[Outro: Eminem]
You heard me (Haha), ***** (I'll **** on you)
D12 (I'll **** on you)
Your life, your wife, your kids, your car (I'll **** on you)
Your house, your spouse, your rings, your things (I'll **** on you)
I'll **** on you, I'll **** on you
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