Backwoods Nation

[Verse 1]

Calling all rednecks to put down their sluggers

And turn their attention from beating the buggers

To pick up machine guns and kill camel fuckers

Backwoods nation

[Verse 2]

Calling the doctors of spin and the smoke screen

To whip the new hate-triots into a frenzy

Of good versus evil ignoring the history of the

Backwoods nation

[Bridge]

Ain't it a shame

When due process

Stands in the way

Of swift justice

[Verse 3]

Calling all frat boys to trade in their hazing

Their keggers and cocaine

And casual date raping

For cabinet appointments

And rose garden tapings

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