Rolex

When I hang out with Screaming Blue Bill
He says "Jesus, Chrysler drives a Dodge"
And oh man, I really hope he does

He says "It don't matter
What you feel if you don't have the nerve"
I can see my house from here
And the greatest singer since the bird
Flying all around the mountain

When this all goes away
What will I do then
I spit it all back out
Just to drink it up again
Rolex, I am
A total waste of time

When I met the Marlboro Man
He said "Here's a clue for you Jack"
Stuck a finger in my eye
There were witnesses all over
He said "Hey I used to watch that video all the time
I could never get enough of it"

When this all goes away
What will I do then
I spit it all back out
Just to drink it up again
Rolex, I am
A total waste of time

There is something you should try
If you are ever here again
There is something you should try
There is something you should try
If you are ever here again
There is something you should try

I don't wanna hear a word
Words are never enough
When I come to see you
I will be so heavily made up
But I'm too dumb to talk
I won't know what you mean
Who wants to move beyond
It is another room to clean

When this all goes away
What will I do then?
I'd spit it all back out
Just to drink it up again