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Waitress

Release date: 23rd February 2018

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"Waitress" is a single by Do Nothing, released 23rd February 2018. Full lyrics are available below. Dork has published 20 articles about Do Nothing.

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Lyrics

Waitress

I could be your waitress
I lined one up and I pitched it at your head
I only walk from my mouth to your mouth
I could be your waitress

I was real good looking
But who needs good looking when you easy have
Some sucker on the vine!
And I could be your waitress

Are you having a good time?
I swing just like Sonny Liston
I guess they gave us a patch of grass
Nobody listens to you until you put your body on the line
Sometimes

All your dirty work
I was the black gloves
At least take all my stuff if you're
Gonna bruise me up
I seen it happen and I

I could be your waitress, waitress
I lined one up and I pitched it at your head
I only walk from my mouth to your mouth
I could be your waitress

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