Someday Best

I'm tired for waiting for the green light
For dancing on kitchen tables and opening the fine wines
For the guest of honor to arrive
And say, "Let's get this started, I'm takin' you on a ride"
I'll do what I like and my mother won't
And say exactly what I suppose
'Cause time, it never stays, no, it goes and it goes
And it goes and it goes
Is this as good as it gets?
I'm not waiting for my someday best
I'm not wasting time
I don't mind, I don't mind
I don't mind, I don't mind at all
Is this as good as it gets?
I'm not waiting for my someday best
I don't wait in line
I don't mind, I don't mind
I don't mind, I don't mind at all
I wake up guilty on most days
Oh, shut up and eat the pasta
You know it's gonna taste fuckin' great
And say, "I love you," before it's too late
Stop worryin' for nothin', it never helped you anyway
I'll do what I like, but my mother won't
And say exactly what I suppose
'Cause time, it never stays, no, it goes and it goes
And it goes and it goes
Is this as good as it gets?
I'm not waiting for my someday best
I'm not wasting time
I don't mind, I don't mind
I don't mind, I don't mind at all
Is this as good as it gets?
I'm not waiting for my someday best
I don't wait in line
I don't mind, I don't mind
I don't mind, I don't mind at all
Time will wear your bones
(Shut up and eat the pasta, shut up and eat the pasta)
Gone tomorrow, so
(Shut up and eat the pasta, shut up and eat the pasta)
Time will wear your bones
(Shut up and eat the pasta, shut up and eat the pasta)
Gone tomorrow, so
(Shut up and eat the pasta)
Is this as good as it gets?
I'm not waiting for my someday best
I'm not wasting time
I don't mind, I don't mind
I don't mind, I don't mind at all (I don't mind, I don't mind at all)
Is this as good as it gets?
I'm not waiting for my someday best
I don't wait in line
I don't mind, I don't mind
I don't mind, I don't mind at all