Ed-Ucation

[Skit: Eddie Griffin]

Aww they say uhh..

.. a black man is a pimp

Well let me tell you the biggest pimp

On planet motherfuckin Earth, is her momma

It's her MOMMA that told her

"Get a man that got a good job gurl!

Make sure he got a good car gurl!

Make sure he can take you out and buy you somethin gurl!"

What happened to just fallin in love with a nigga with a bus pass --

-- just cause you love the nigga?

But I'm the pimp motherfucker!

I gotta be the player!

Biggest hoes, on planet Earth..

.. are walkin through the motherfuckin neighborhood

You KNEW when you got with the nigga he already had a woman

You knew he already had a family

But you fucked him anyway!!!

And then when you thought you gon' lose the nigga

You went and got pregnant - didn't you bitch, DIDN'T YOU!!

THE OL' KEEP A NIGGA BABY

And then when the nigga ain't around, what do you tell the child?

"Aww that nigga ain't shit, that's why yo' daddy ain't here;

Cause that nigga ain't shit."

How bout bein a woman, and tellin the kid the truth

That yo' momma, you was a ho!

TELL THE KID!

Momma was a ho, I was weekend pussy

I had you to keep the nigga, it didn't work out

That's why he ain't here - but he a good nigga

Cause he take care of his REAL family

I was just a dumb bitch, tryin to keep, a nigga that I wanted