Shawn Mendes vs. Odell Beckham Jr.

[Round 1: Odell Beckham Jr.]

It looks like I'm battling Harry Styles tonight

My bad, it's just all y'all white boys look alike

Your skin is so pale, just call it a hunch

You're so white, the only meal you eat is brunch

Got a song called "Mercy," and that's just wrong

Mercy would be if you could stop making these weak-ass songs

I hear you from Toronto, but you really a fake

'Cause the only star from the 6 is Drake

[Shawn Mendes]

Alright, Josh. Hit me, man

[Round 1: Shawn Mendes]

Yeah, you said that I'm fake, I think millions disagree

How'd they ever call you a Giant when you're shorter than me?

Yeah, I saw your dance video, I know it went viral

Too bad you're not as good at catching Eli Manning's spirals

You brought up Drake, 'cause you lived in his house

But if he ever heard you rap, I'm sure he'd kick your ass out, man

And I'm a nice guy, and even I don't respect him

Let's be honest here, you're not even the most famous Beckham

[Round 2: Odell Beckham Jr.]

No matter what you say, my ego won't burst

'Cause whatever you've done, John Mayer did it first

With all of your songs, we know how it ends

A girl look you in your eyes saying, "Let's just be friends"

You're so soft, but I guess that's your charm

I'd give you a high-five, but I'd slap off your arm

I feel bad for homeboy, somebody come help him

So he can go back to his day job on TV as Young Sheldon

[Round 2: Shawn Mendes]

Yeah, you make fun of my records, and it seems a bit mean

Speaking of records, last season you were 3-13

A billion views on one video, and for that I'm thankful

I break the Internet, man, you just break your ankles

I'm actually confused by all of your disses

I tried to catch your references, but they were just misses

Your one-handed grab, that's what put you in the spotlight

But get ready to go home empty-handed tonight

[Round 3: Odell Beckham Jr.]

Shawn is definitely the most Caucasian human

He makes music for people who are allergic to gluten

A piece of bland chicken with a side of brown rice

You're like if Ed Sheeran was even more white

Bieber also came down here to make noise

I say, "Why the hell's Canada keep sending us these little boys?"

Tonight you got destroyed, you never had a chance

Now the only thing left is do my touchdown dance

[Round 3: Shawn Mendes]

Okay, okay, okay

Yeah, a dancing athlete, that's a little unusual

And it's the first time I saw that since High School Musical

You get fined for those moves that you think are the best

You should also be fined for how wack you dress, yeah

We don't even pay attention to football up north

Hockey has fights, man, yeah that's a real man's sport

Yeah, you called me "bland chicken," so that leaves you defenseless

When you have to go back and tell your teammates you lost to Shawn Mendes