Clubland

[Verse 1]

With a handful of backhanders and a bevy of beauty

You're going off limits, going off duty, going off the rails, going off with booty

They tell tales of fiction found on all the criminal types

Lead to a higher ranking man or a face with thin red stripes

[Chorus]

The boys next door, the mums and dads

New weds and nearly-deads, have you ever been had

In Clubland?

In Clubland

[Verse 2]

There's a piece in someone's pocket to do the dirty work

You've come to shoot the pony, they've come to do the jerk

They leave him half way to paradise, they leave you half way to bliss

The ladies' invitation never seemed like this

[Chorus]

The boys next door, the mums and dads

New weds and nearly-deads, have you ever been had

In Clubland?

In Clubland

[Bridge]

The long arm of the law slides up the outskirts of town

Meanwhile in Clubland they are ready to pull them down

Hey

[Verse 3]

The right to work is traded in for the right to refuse admission

Don't pass out now, there's no refund, did you find out what you were missing?

The crowd is taking forty winks minus ten percent

You barely get required sleep to go lingering with contentment

Thursday to Saturday money's gone already

Some things come in common these days, your hands and work aren't steady

[Chorus]

The boys next door, the mums and dads

New weds and nearly-deads, have you ever been had

In Clubland?

In Clubland

In Clubland

In Clubland