Luxembourg

[Verse 1]

Dressed up like a dog's dinner

Butter wouldn't melt on your paws

If this is a dog's life then you're the cat's clothes

They hire out your sons and hire out your daughters

The man from abroad says that he's already bought us

And now you look like a lover but you're only a tourist

[Chorus]

You're either talking or yawning

You didn't listen to a thing you heard

Don't start your morning moaning or you

Might wake up in Luxembourg

[Verse 2]

You get up, you get over

You're worried about her body

She's worrying about her bodily odor

You pull off the pull-over

You say that you love her

When you really loathe her

Serves you right, now she wants you

To feed her and clothe her

[Chorus]

You're either talking or yawning

You didn't listen to a thing you heard

Don't start your morning moaning or you

Might wake up in Luxembourg

[Bridge]

Well, they're smiling sweetly

While they're looking daggers

Kick you where it really matters

Send all your friends to Coventry

Look for your name in last night's obituaries

[Verse 3]

If you've got the Deutschmarks

If you've got the Yen, then

You get the shirt off her back and the clock off Big Ben

Somebody's soft touch struck all these bargains

In the drinking clubs with the council men

Making plans to put lead back in their pencils again

[Chorus]

You're either talking or yawning

You didn't listen to a thing you heard

Don't start your morning moaning or you

Might wake up in Luxembourg

[Outro]

Well...

Well well well

Well well well

Well well well

Ooh...

Well, well then

Well well well in Luxembourg