Spiders, Crocodiles & Kryptonite

[Intro: Dally O'Malley]

Now, you can't do it fast

I'm not going to bed

Just do it, do it, do it

That's right

Here we go

[Verse 1: Dally O'Malley]

Saving all my money for a pocketful of love

And food in my tummy

Chocolate and broccoli

Sand and dirt and squashin' snails

I'm never goin' to bed but if I do

Selfish crocodile's comin' too

Train sets, birthdays and wheelie bins

Pizzas, diggers and dirty things

What I want is a car like Noddy

And to live with the monkeys in the zoo

I'm never goin' to bed but if I do

Hungry caterpillar's comin' too

[Interlude: Dally O'Malley]

He's coming

Yeah

He's coming

He's coming

Here he is!

[Verse 2: Robert Smith]

On candy stripe legs, the Spiderman comes

Softly through the shadows of the evening Sun

Stealing past the window of the blissfully dead

Looking for the victim shivering in bed

Searching out fear in the gathering gloom

Then suddenly, a movement in the corner of the room

And there is nothing I can do and I realise with fright

The Spiderman is having me for dinner tonight

[Interlude: Robert Smith]

Spiderman is always hungry

[Verse 3: Maxi Jazz]

Under the covers, boy, you been reading those comics for hours

I bet you didn't know your dad had super powers

Now, where's the dinner when we play down the nose with your ma

She's vex when me flex my x-ray vision

It'll come, son

Don't worry, you'll develop it later on

The source of that river run from nothing but wisdom

'Cause you're a born Skywalker, and maybe Obi-Wan

Now, give me your comic

Go to sleep and don't make your mama come

She the only one with the kryptonite

So, I don't wanna hear another peep, alright?

[Interlude: Robert Smith]

Spiderman is always hungry

Spiderman is always hungry

"Come into my parlour," said the spider to the fly, "For I have a little something here."

[Dally O'Malley]

Here it comes! Here it comes! Here it comes! Here he is!

Yeah life! Bring it on! Give it to me!

I love it! I can't get enough! I can never get enough!

I can't get no sleep!

[Outro]

Little Rogue: "What is this?"

Dally O'Malley: "Headphones."

Little Rogue: "What is it for doin'?"

Dally O'Malley: "So, you put 'em on your ears and you can hear your music."

Little Rogue: "From there?"

Dally O'Malley: "Yeah."

Little Rogue: "From-"

Dally O'Malley: "From the microphone."

Little Rogue: "What’s that in the microphone?"

Dally O'Malley: "A diaphragm."

Little Rogue: "I–I speak in the microphone. Hi-o! Hi-o! Hi-o!"