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Evil On Tap by Getdown Services

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Getdown Services

Evil On Tap

Release date: 9th November 2023

From Crisps
Track 6
2:51
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About This Track

"Evil On Tap" is a single by Getdown Services, from the album Crisps, released 9th November 2023. The track is 2:51 long. It's filed under Alternative. Full lyrics are available below. Dork has published 5 articles about Getdown Services.

About the Artist

Getdown Services

Getdown Services

Lyrics

Evil On Tap

[Verse 1]

Over ten times I was asked to wait

Stuck in the lounge while they be at the gate

These metal towns got nothing for me

Expect the, the taste of copper when I sink my teeth

Rumors started by the loose lips flapping

They need their tongues cut out

I see them riding on the bright red carpet

I see them wiggle about

Real big Scotty's squashed into the seating

Dissatisfaction pilling up to the ceiling

[Bridge]

Again and again

Again and again and again

Again and again and again

Again and again

Again and again and again

Again

[Pre-Chorus]

Yeah I know what he looks like

Hе's get a real wide facе

Nose the colour of your first school dinner

Hair like strawberry lace

[Chorus]

Evil on tap, evil on draught

Evil in the bag, evil in the backpack

Sucker

Walk the long path, do the hard grab

Evil on the weekend motherfucker

[Verse 2]

Jesus Christ, can I get some water?

Have a slap son, that'll sort ya'

Real big Scotty squashed into the seating

Dissatisfaction pilling up to the ceiling

[Bridge]

Again and again

Again and again and again

Again and again

Real big Scotty's squashed into the seating

Dissatisfaction, we're seething

Again and again and

Again and again and again

Again and again

Ahh a token for the toilets

Maybe I'll use this now

Invest later

[Chorus]

Evil on tap, evil on draught

Evil in the bag, evil in the backpack

Sucker

Walk the long path, do the hard grab

Evil on the weekend motherfucker

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Track details

From Crisps

2:512023Single
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Crisps
Crisps
Getdown Services
9th November 2023
Track number
6
Release year
2023
  1. 1Crisps
    5:08
  2. 2Come On
    3:15
  3. 3Cream Of The Crop
    4:06
  4. 4Get Back Jamie
    2:56

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