Eat Quiche, Sleep, Repeat

I'm gonna hate your socks off
I'll hate so hard
Your eyes vibrate
There's dog muck on my bare feet
Each week
I'm gonna eat, sleep, seethe, eat quiche, repeat
I found the world's biggest love
At the world's smallest meet and greet
I gave a two star review of a film that I hadn't even seen
I've got something on my face
In the space where my mouth sleeps
It doesn't speak
It secretes
Yeah
Eamon Holmes drones on display at the regal
I popped in for a pee but it was heaving with people
I had to leave sharp 'cause my trousers were fecal
I made up some excuse like I was parked up illegally
Oh, stream it on your laptop and cast it to the big screen
That's the dream
If you wanna watch Shrek you've gotta watch pornography
I'm gonna eat, sleep, seethe, eat quiche, repeat
I'm gonna eat, sleep, seethe, eat quiche, repeat
I'm gonna eat, sleep, seethe, eat quiche, repeat
I'm gonna eat, sleep, seethe, eat quiche, repeat
I'm gonna eat, sleep, seethe, eat quiche, repeat
And repeat
You just couldn't make it up
Yes, you could
They did
I do it all the time
Do all phones drain quicker at the start?
Or is it just mine?
Like body odor on the dance floor
I bring a certain sadness to the conga line
If you squint your eyes I'm not scared
I just need to use the toilet all the time
And trust me
I've been there
Best to just squint on 'til they're closed
It's as good thing as any to stare at
Yeah
I'm gonna eat, sleep, seethe
I'm gonna eat, sleep, seethe
I'm gonna eat, sleep, seethe, eat quiche, repeat
I'm gonna eat, sleep, seethe, eat quiche, repeat