Chateau Lobby #4 (in D for Two Virgins)

[Verse 1]

Emma eats bread and butter

Like a queen would have ostrich and cobra wine

We’ll have Satanic Christmas Eve

And play piano in the Chateau lobby

[Chorus 1]

I’ve never done this

Baby, be gentle

It’s my first time

I’ve got you inside

People are boring

But you’re something else completely

Damn, let’s take our chances

[Verse 2]

I wanna take you in the kitchen

Lift up your wedding dress someone was probably murdered in

So bourgеoisie to keep waiting

Dating for twenty years just feels prеtty civilian

[Chorus 2]

And I’ve never thought that

Ever thought that once in my whole life

You are my first time

People are boring

But you’re something else I can’t explain

Here take my last name

[Bridge]

First time, you let me stay the night despite your own rules

You took off early to go cheat your way through film school

You left a note in your perfect script:

"Stay as long as you want," and I haven’t left your bed since

[Chorus 3]

I haven’t hated

All the same things as somebody else

Since I remember

What’s going on for, uh, what are you doing with your whole life?

How about forever?