Fuck the Valley Fudge

Siamese, Portuguese, dirty knees, look at these

Rookies around us, aren't you glad you found us?

Now if you are who you say you are, get up here to the bar

We'll plot out a plan to take down the man

We'll start with that new future superstore

And steal all their decorative rocks, we'll fight all their rent-a-cops

And for the freeway maintainers who assist our escape

We've got sandwiches, chips, and cold Gatorade

We'll expose all the bicyclists who really are

DUI students who can't drive their cars

And we'll take stucco dust and wet drywall sludge

Combine 'em just right to make 'fuck the valley' fudge

Applebee's, Chuck E. Cheese, dirty deeds, don't you see?

'Fuck the valley' fudge, it's my hate and my love

Nepalese, antifreeze, calories, can't you see?

'Fuck the valley' fudge, it's my hate and my love

'Fuck the valley' fudge, it's my hate and my love

'Fuck the valley' fudge, my hate, my love

'Fuck the valley' fudge

'Fuck the valley'

Fuck