Jed the Humanoid (Piano Version)

Last night something pretty bad happened

We lost a friend

All shocked and broken

Shutdown exploded

Jeddy 3 is what we first called him

Then it was Jed

But Jed's system's dead

Therefore so's Jed

We assembled him in the kitchen

Made out of this end

Made out of that and

Whatever was at hand

When we finished Jed

We were so proud

We celebrated

We congratulated

At what we'd created

Jed could run or walk

Sing or talk and

Compile thoughts and

Solve lots of problems

We learned so much from him

A couple of years went by

And something happened

We gave Jed less attention

We had new inventions

And we left for conventions

You know, like "convention"

Jed had found our booze

And drank every drop

He fizzled and popped

He rattled and knocked

And finally, he just stopped