Captain Kangaroo Won the War

[Verse 1]

Let's see, I remember now

You were in the corner in a fetal pose

They told me you were crazy

But on another planet with another sun

You might be Rex Reed's number one, number one, number one

[Refrain]

An all-encompassing occupation

With the dying star corporation

[Verse 2]

Let's see, I remember now

They were disenchanted with the script you wrote

They said you were being lazy

But with anothеr network and another run

You win over еveryone, everyone, everyone

[Refrain]

By genetic inheritance, eyeball raiser

You should've been a stargazer

[Chorus]

You led the resistance

And Captain Kangaroo won the war

Appreciate your persistence

But we all wish that we knew what it was for

You led the resistance

And Captain Kangaroo won the war

Appreciate your persistence

But we all wish that we knew what it was for