Mother John

[Verse]

Mother John did a good thing today

Stuck his prick in his cereal

It's a good thing it wasn't his coffee

That's okay, Mother John

[Chorus]

Let it play another day

In the display

Of the coffee-creamers

And the cartoon dreamers

Oh, the picnic ants

And they carry you away

Yeah, they carry away Mother J

Let's get carried away, Mother Jack

[Outro]

And not come back

And not come back

And not come back

And not come back

And not come back

And not come back

And not come back

And not come back