Local Mix-Up / Murder Charge

[Local Mix-Up]

[Verse]

Men in an ashtray, face in the light

Local mix-up, someone fix up what we broke up

The pleasure seekers are out there tonight

Local mix-up, someone fix up what we broke up

[Chorus]

You as a person have got to think fast

'Cause this is a party, and it's not gonna last

And this is the same place the fly got smashed

[Post-Chorus]

Dress him, dress him, dress him, dress him

Dress him, dress him, dress him like a queen

Dress him, dress him, dress him, dress him

Dress him, dress him, dress him like a queen

[Verse]

Men in an ashtray, face in the light

Local mix-up, someone fix up what we broke up

The pleasure seekers are out there tonight

Local mix-up, someone fix up what we broke up

[Chorus]

You as a person have got to think fast

'Cause this is a party, and it's not gonna last

And this is the same place the fly got smashed

[Post-Chorus]

Dress him, dress him, dress him, dress him

Dress him, dress him, dress him like a queen

Dress him, dress him, dress him, dress him

Dress him, dress him, dress him like a queen

[Solo]

[Murder Charge]

[Verse 1]

In the early days, he was bursting with confidence

I saw the light changing

Over the years he began to submerge

The nervous wreck we know him to be

The nervous twisted wreck

[Verse 2]

So watch out for Joker Bob

I wish he were just a distant relative

But he's razor close like brill-cream gelatin

Icy cold acid in his heart

[Refrain]

And with this we shall draw the electrifying conclusion

[Verse 3]

They strapped him in, still chewing his bubblegum

Gave him the Jesus-shock as the reporters watched

Finally his ticker stopped

And they buried him with a smile on his puss

[Refrain]

And that's the electrifying conclusion