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No Welcome Wagons

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Guided by Voices

No Welcome Wagons

Release date: 2nd April 2000

From Selective Service

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About This Track

"No Welcome Wagons" is a track by Guided by Voices, from the album Selective Service, released 2nd April 2000. Full lyrics are available below.

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Guided by Voices

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Lyrics

No Welcome Wagons

[Verse 1]

Pandemonium ensues

Sure enough, fire and the dog barks

Let's get acquainted again

Been so many days or should I say, "So long"

[Verse 2]

On the outset jets coming

People tend to take you away

Send me to the grip of funerals

The pain is in each character

Facing it always does

Wake up and pray tell

Where can we get off, lean one

[Verse 3]

Double up your fists for the undercut

Pandemonium subsides

Rest assured

No welcome wagons will be there when I get home

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Track details

From Selective Service

2000

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