Mistress for Christmas

Jingle bells
Jingle bells
Jingle all the way
I can't wait for Christmastime
So I can roll you in the hay

Easy come, easy go
Have a good time with lots of dough
Slippin' up high, slippin' down low
Love 'em and leave 'em, on with the show, yeah

I like female form in a minimum dress
Money to spend with a capital S
Get a date with the woman in red
One holy night with three in a bed, yeah

He got it and I want it
They got it and I can't have it
But I want it, but it don't matter
She got it and I can't get it
I want a mistress for Christmas
I want a mistress for Christmas

I want a mistress for Christmas

Easy come, easy go
Slippin' high, slippin' low, yeah

He got it and I want it
They got it and I can't have it
And I want it, and it don't matter
She got it and I can't get it

He got it and I want it
They got it and I can't have it
But I want it, it don't matter
She got it and I can't get a

Mistress for Christmas
You know what I'm talkin' about, yeah
A mistress for Christmas
You gotta send me down
Send me down

Mistress for Christmas
I want the woman in red with a bow in my bed
A mistress for Christmas
I slide down on your phone, baby
I want to ride on your reindeer, honey
And ring the bells
Mistress for Christmas