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Harsh Times In Umberstone Covert

Release date: 2018

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"Harsh Times In Umberstone Covert" is a track by Half Man Half Biscuit, from the album No-one Cares About Your Creative Hub So Get Your Fuckin' Hedge Cut, released 2018.

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From No-one Cares About Your Creative Hub So Get Your Fuckin' Hedge Cut

2018

Album

No-one Cares About Your Creative Hub So Get Your Fuckin' Hedge Cut

Half Man Half Biscuit

Track number

9

Release year

2018

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3Knobheads On Quiz Shows
4Bladderwrack Allowance
5Renfield's Afoot
6Terminus
7The Announcement
8What Made Colombia Famous...
9Harsh Times In Umberstone Covert
10Every Time A Bell Rings
11Emergency Locksmith
12Mod. Diff. Vdiff. Hard Severe
13Swerving The Checkatrade

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