BUBBLE WRAP

[Intro]

And so it was

Just like in fairy tales

They lived out the rest of their days in absolute fucking misery

So put that in your metaphoric pipe and smoke it, mate

[Verse 1]

And I'm in denial, but I do it in style (I do it in style)

Ooh, I know that I've been here for a while

'Cause it's been making me smile

And everybody needs a little bit more happiness in their life

[Chorus]

All I see is static and amateur dramatics

Attention-seeking tactics

I swear I've seen some crazy things

Yeah, I've been on some mad shit

So just leave me in the attic

Bubble wrapped in plastic

[Verse 2]

I've started a fire, but won't be calling the fire brigade

'Cause what I desire is just some satin attire

But everybody wants to come and ruin what the tailor made

[Chorus]

I'm set to automatic, shenanigans and antics

It's bonkers and bombastic

I swear I've seen some crazy things

Yeah, I've been doing backflips

So meet me in the sandpit

Bubble wrapped in plastic

[Post-Chorus]

Bubble wrapped in plastic

[Outro]

You have one new message

First new message received today at 9:05 p.m. 

Hey, man, just calling you to see if you're alright

Um, I know today was, like, maybe not what you expected

Bit disappointing, but, uh

Yeah, I just wanted to make sure

Uh, make sure you're alright

We're sending our love

And, uh, yeah, talk to you in a bit

Bye