River Deep, Mountain High

[Verse 1]

When I was a little boy, she had a rag doll

The only doll she'd ever owned

Now, she loves me just the way she loved that rag doll

But only now her love has grown

[Pre-Chorus]

Yeah, but it gets stronger, baby, in every way

Oh, and it gets deeper, baby, and let me say

Oh, that it gets higher, baby, ah day by day

[Chorus]

Do I love you?  My, oh my

River deep, mountain high, yeah, yeah, yeah

Do I love you?  Would I cry?

Oh, how I love you, baby, baby, baby

[Verse 2]

Heh!  When I was a little boy, I had a puppy

That always followed me around

And now, I'm gonna be as faithful as that puppy

No, I'll never let you down

[Pre-Chorus]

Oh, and it goes on and on and the river flows

And it gets deeper, baby, and Heaven knows

Oh, and it gets sweeter, baby, but as it grows

[Chorus]

Do I love you?  My, oh, my, my-my-my-my-my-my

River deep, mountain high, yeah, yeah, yeah

Do I love you?  Would I cry?

Oh, how I love you baby, baby, my baby

[Bridge]

Yeah, I love you baby like a flower loves the spring

And I love you baby like a robin loves to sing

Well, I do love you, baby, like a schoolboy loves his pie

And I love you, baby, ah river deep, mountain high

Ah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

[Chorus]

Do I love you?  My, oh, my, my-my-my-my-my-my

River deep, mountain high, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Do I love you?  Would I cry?

Oh, how I love you, baby, baby, baby

Bop!

[Outro, spoken]

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